I joined the Sugasm this week. It’s a collection of sex-related blog posts from around the ‘net that comes out (mostly) weekly. I like being introduced to different blogs and I thought I’d share with my kind readers. Enjoy.

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For The Girls Launches Erotic Fiction Competition (msnaughty.com)
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To Caitlin’s Tits, and Well Beyond (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
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Thigh Highs, No Panties and Red Wine (wetbeyondbelief.blogspot.com)
Look Through Any Window - Part Five (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
I Want… (easilyaroused.co.uk)
The Best Sex I Ever Had (dawnndirty.blogspot.com)
Fiction: Compromise (erotiterrorist.blogspot.com)
Temptation (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Nightdreaming (gentlygently.blogspot.com)
Coming Upside Down (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Waking Sleeping Beauty (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Naughty Night with Stiletto Girl and K (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Assignation (talktovanessa.com)
Watch Him (by Super Secret Guest Author) (domequeen.blogspot.com)
Last Night’s Fun (seanandmel.blogspot.com)

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You’d think I would be a serious gab-aholic seein’ as how I make my living as a phone sex operator. Well, you’d be wrong. I’m the observer… the quiet one in the crowd. That all changes once I’ve had a few drinks, but that’s besides the point. I suck at small talk. Small talk in person? Forget about it. They’ll be no more than maybe 60 seconds of it from me unless we quickly hit upon shared interests. Small talk over the phone? I prefer to call it pillow talk and I actually enjoy that. I love that easy talk about how we’re feeling, chat about weekend plans, discuss jobs and books and music and movies and so on. There’s no pressure so we just talk about whatever comes to mind. I thought I was pretty good at it too (you know… charming, witty, endearing, sexy, informed). About a week ago I was on the phone with one of my regular phone sex callers. The heavy breathing, moaning finale was ten minutes in the past and the pillow talk was winding down. I know this because he said something like, “The cum has dried on my stomach and I need to go chisel it off.” I can pick up on subtle hints like that.  ;)  Keep in mind this was like our 50th call. Then he said, “You’re not much of a talker, are you?” Huh? Maybe his orgasm had wiped his short-term memory because I was already reaching for a glass of water to soothe my overworked vocal cords. We’d been on the phone for almost two hours and I certainly remembered doing alot of talking. Granted, it wasn’t ALL talk but the naughty specifics of our call are none of your business. lol  After a few minutes (and yes, I was talking damn you!) I realized what he meant. I don’t have a problem with those nasty little awkward silences everyone else worries about. 30 seconds of silence doesn’t bother me. It’s not because I’m dragging out the call. I’ve never worked for a phone sex company so I don’t have the proper phone ho training anyway ;). I’m relaxing, adjusting my panties, listening to your breathing etc. and I assume you’re doing the same. Minus the panties part, of course, unless that’s your thing. I’m comfortable on the phone. We’ve just talked about some pretty intimate stuff and I’m comfortable with you. Personally I think that’s a good thing and I’m not about to change it. I’m not going to keep notecards by the bed in case I need a topic to fill in those silences. Besides, it wouldn’t even occur to me to use them because I suck at (forced) small talk.

I’m always asking how someone found me if they send email or call for the first time. Besides feeding my curiosity, it helps to know what advertising is paying off and what isn’t. Some of my favorite reading is found in my web stats. When I’m checking to see how many hits I’m getting I can also see what was typed into a search engine (Yahoo, Google, MSN etc) that led the surfer to little ol’ me. Don’t worry… I don’t know who is searching for what. I just know what they’re searching for. Most of it makes sense, like the terms “phone sex” and “phone sex recordings”. The ones that don’t make sense make for some of the best laughs.
Okay, how did these terms bring up my website? “dirty camp guys”, “nudes with heavy pubic hair”, “husband talks wife into fucking black cock”, “my hands feel dirty lately”, “his cock sagged”, “i m a girl how do i make myself cum alot!?”, “moving my labia” (huh? is that like wiggling your ears?), “how to make ammends with someone” (um, yeah, call me and I’ll tell you) and my personal favorite “dirty sex websites. i want the dirtiest you can find without me paying to see that are sex movies online”. Those are just a few from the past two months. I could list dozens that made me laugh.
Then there are the search terms that I get a thrill out of seeing like: “malena monica belucci stockings” (mmmmm), “wishlist fetish” (oh hell yeah! lol), “garvgraphx” (since he created all of these toons for me), “mutual masturbation”, “shy phone sex” and of course “abby talks dirty”. There are hundreds every month.
BTW if you have a website or blog that focuses on the heartbeat fetish, let me know. I get quite a few search engine hits for that term because I linked to the one and only website I’ve found that deals with it. People are obviously looking for more info so send me your link and (as long as it doesn’t suck) I’ll post it here.
So anyway… how did you find me?

How often do you get to use that word? lol Tonight’s the night ladies and gents (yes, I do get occasional calls from gals). I’ll be logging on to take calls in about 40 min. First I’m going to finish my coffee and then jump in the shower. Then I’ll get all lotioned up (vanilla or flower scent?) and put on my prettiest panties. I have a bottle of white wine chilling in the fridge and I plan on getting slowly toasted tonight. Since there’s nothing sadder than a pretty girl getting drunk all by herself, give me a call and keep me company. Please try not to take advantage of my inebriated state. lol
When you’re ready to get your phone sex groove on, just click that button over there on the upper-right and get ready to have some fun. If you’re totally new to NiteFlirt, just set up your account after you click the button and then we can have our dirty little chat. Remember that if you are brand new, you get three free minutes with moi. Don’t be shy. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
I will take occasional breaks but they won’t last long and you can still click the button to arrange a call for when I get back.

I was available for calls last night from 8pm-3:30am. That’s almost eight hours! The time just flew by while I chatted with a couple of my favorites and a few new guys. After I logged off for the night I started thinking, “So that’s what a full work day is like”. LOL You poor guys have to do that every day and you probably don’t have nearly as much fun as I do. Do I have the greatest job or what? In a few short hours I got to roleplay stuff like being the naughty next door neighbor and running a sex slave camp. Let’s see… there was also a bit of cuckold fun and a few “boys only” fantasies. Then at the end of the night I watched some nasty porn with a seriously perverted freak. There’s no way I could go back to the 9-5 grind now. Sure, I’d get to wear those sexy office clothes, but I think I’ll just continue to sleep until noon and have phone sex all night. Jealous yet?
Don’t forget that even if my availability button over there says I’m away, you can arrange a call (just click that call button and set it up). I may just be taking a break and you’ll get first crack at me when I log back in.
Mark your calendar!! This Friday, March 31, I will be available for phone sex calls from 5pm-2am. That’s central time, of course. (6pm-3am eastern and 3pm-12am pacific) As usual, if those times don’t work for you, send me email and perhaps we can work something out that fits into your schedule.

I’m off tonight. Sorry, boys. I’m going to see V For Vendetta and then a rented Sonny Chiva movie (the sequal to The Street Fighter). If you’ve ever seen the original Street Fighter, then I’m sure you’ll never forget the scene where he yanks that guy’s genitals right off his body. Ahhh… good stuff. Especially if you’re a chick, watching it with a guy that keeps cringing and begging you to stop when you rewind and replay over and over. hahaha This is all assuming my dvd player decides to work tonight. I think it’s dying. *cry* It keeps spinning and telling me to “check disc”. There seems to be a one in ten chance it will decide there’s a dvd in there. I guess I’ll have to start looking for a new one. blah
If movie night is over in time, I’ll log on for a little while. Talk to you soon.
p.s. At the request of a certain someone that seems to like my phone sex kung fu, I’ve updated my Amazon wishlist. If you’re interested in buying a present for moi (or just wanna see what I’m in to), go to my gifts page and click the appropriate link.
edited to add: Some other stuff has come up and I won’t be available until Friday night. Don’t forget that Friday nights are chat nights. I’m abbylicks1 on yahoo. I’ll be off again Saturday night.

I’ll be away most of tonight. I may manage to log in later, but no promises. Friday night I will be logging in late (probably after 10pm). If you absolutetly NEED your Abby fix before then, click the link at the top of this page and check out my recordings.

I am taking calls right now (as you can see from my call button over there). Click it to call me and if it says I’m busy, then click to arrange a call. That way you’ll be next in line. I often talk to guys that are new to phone sex. I think the shyness is cute. With some of the things that come out of my mouth, I should be the shy one. LOL If you are a phone sex newbie, give that button a click. You’ll get three free minutes to chat with me and I’ll try my hardest to get your mind off of your shyness.
I also want to let everyone know that I’ll be off Sunday. Awww I can hear the groans of agaony now. Never fear… I will be back Monday. hehehe

I’m not feeling well tonight so I haven’t logged on to take calls yet. If I feel better later, you’ll see my call button over there change. I was dancing around the house all day, cleaning and listening to Primus through my headphones. I think the dust and/or cleaning stuff decided to wrangle with my allergies. Too bad I don’t have any sneeze fetish callers. lol
I may have to resign myself to the fact that my guys are “night” guys. I signed on early yesterday (as promised) and it was pretty much a bust. I’ll try again a few more days this month so if you like the idea of an afternoon/late afternoon call, you’d better catch me the next time I’m on early or that option will go bye bye.

Okay, I’ve thought long and hard about this and I’ve come up with a few new ideas so I can keep in better contact with my phone sex fans.
1. I haven’t been chatting on yahoo very much lately so once a week I will dedicate a night to my phone sex buddies. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions or comments. If I’m not swamped with IM’s or calls, we can even just *gasp* chat. I will not have cyber sex with you. I talk dirty on the phone and that’s where I’ll keep the naughty stuff… on the phone. Add abbylicks1 to your yahoo buddy list. Be respectful. If I’m busy, don’t get all huffy or I will block you from sending me any other messages.
2. For the past year or so, my phone sex schedule has been 9pm-2am. I’m afraid I haven’t always stuck to that. Okay, okay… I’ve rarely stuck to that. Sometimes it’s a blessing and a curse to work for yourself. lol I’m going to keep those hours up on the main pages of this website, but you blog readers can ignore them. I’m changing my hours to 8pm-2am (central time). After 2am, I may turn on my “sleeping” listing. This is the line you call when you just HAVE to get off and you don’t mind talking to a sleepy Abby. My regular line is $1.99/min. The “sleeping” line is $2.99/min. You have to pay a higher price to wake me up, but I promise that I’m so incredibly adorable when I’m sleepy. I will turn all lines off around 5-6am so I can get some real, undisturbed sleep.
3. A few times a month I’ll be available for longer periods. Wed. (March 1) I will be logged on from 5pm-2am (with short breaks here and there). I’ll try this out for at least a month to see how well it works. I will always update you here and in my yahoo group so you’ll know ahead of time about the extended hours. I’ll also keep you updated when I’m taking the night off.
4. I’ve talked about arranged calls many times and alot of you take advantage of that feature. If I’m already on a call, go ahead and arrange your call so you can be next in line. One or two guys have gotten a little frustrated because they arranged a call and I never called them back. It’s not because I don’t like you, it’s because you’ve told the system you’re willing to wait for maybe 30 minutes and the call I’m currently on is going to last one, two or three hours (I do alot of LONG calls). If your arranged call has expired before my current call is over, there’s nothing I can do about it except hope you’ll try me again later.
Whew! I think that’s everything! Quick… a show of hands. Who actually read all of that? LOL