For most people, the first of the year is when they make resolutions and talk about “clean slates”. I feel that way every Spring instead. Spring does come early in Texas. lol  As I do every Spring, I’m going to make some (schedule) changes. Expect to see me logged on much more often the entire month of March. Yes, that means you may not have to arrange a call or appointment and can just click to call instead. I’ve gotten quite a few emails asking about morning or afternoon calls. Okay, I tried the morning thing and I’m just not that person. LOL  I do wake up fairly horny… no clue why… but I have problems hearing the phone ringing when I’m sound asleep. :)  Now afternoons, I can do. Afternoons aren’t my “regular” time so if that works best for you, you will still need to make an appointment or arrange a call (preferably at least an email the day/night before).

On a different note, I want to say that I had a wonderful Valentine’s Day! Many thanks to those of you that called or sent gifts. Such sweethearts. 

Okay, so my holiday vacation lasted a little longer than I’d anticipated. I was supposed to be back Jan. 7 and instead I finally arrived home this Sunday (the 14th). The extra week with my family was very nice but now I’m so far behind on everything that I’m not sure where to start.  lol  I was only able to take two calls during the entire three weeks. The first call was a lifesaver and I want to thank you again, my fellow game-geek for a wonderful time… even if you did have to keep repeating yourself.  ;)  Then I had fun with a fellow Texan (yee haw) for a few minutes before the connection got icky. I’d managed to be a good girl during the first two weeks at my parents’:  no phone sex, no porn, no dirty stories. When that third week started, I just couldn’t take it anymore. Now that I’m home (I love my bed) I’ve already gone back to my naughty ways. Last night I was able to finally catch up with my bestest, long-time, midget-loving dude.  LOL  I’m kidding about the midget thing. Then a late night call with the Texan again. Aren’t orgies hot? 

It’s good to be back. I need to make up for all of those missed orgasms and dirty phone sex role plays by *drum roll please* logging in more often this week! *cue balloons*  Yes, you read that right. You’re going to see that call button in the upper-right set to “available”. Well, when it’s not on “busy”, of course.  lol  I still adore arranged calls and appointments, so even if it says I’m not available give me a try anyway. I might surprise you.

I wish everyone a wonderful new year!

A few of us NiteFlirt ladies got together to promote our version of the twelve days of Christmas. Are we greedy girls? Hmmm… maybe. Do we like presents? Definitely. What woman doesn’t? Personally I get a big kick out of getting surprises from my guys. That’s one way to make sure I’m smiling all day long. The phone sex version of holiday gift giving starts now. We figure that the closer it gets to Christmas the more you’re buying presents for boring people like coworkers and barely tolerated relatives. That’s not sexy or fun. So remember your favorite phone sex girl early and thrill her for the holidays.

I’m severely graphically handicapped so I’m relying on the very talented Isabella Valentine for my holiday banners. Over a dozen ladies contributed banners and buttons but these fit me perfectly. Since I couldn’t decide which I liked best, I’m using two. lol Both lead to my “gifts” page where you can find my wishlists and “spoil me” buttons. Now the $100 button includes a special surprise for you.

Aren’t they lovely? Speaking of presents, I want to thank some of you for making me smile lately. You-know-who-you-are has been emailing naughty stories with a little humor thrown in and they have been a joy to read (and talk about on the phone). Another favorite of mine that has been calling for over two years now sent a very generous belated birthday gift yesterday. What a sweety. Interestingly, someone that has never called my phone sex line or listened to one of my recordings sent a gift certificate last week. He complimented my website and just felt like getting me a “little something”. Wow. Thank you! Talk about the ultimate surprise. lol

I will be heading home for the holidays. woo hoo! I will be available for your calls until December 23 so arrange those calls or make an appointment. As usual, I may be able to take some phone sex calls while I’m out of town, but that depends on so many things. During the two weeks after Christmas, it’d be best to send an email to find out when I’ll have time to talk dirty.

Finally! I promised to create a recording you guys could download and it’s finally here. Yay! ;)  This is my second attempt. I made one last week but the quality was so horrible that I think I’ll just keep it to myself.  lol  So what’s it about, you ask? Nothing freaky. Nothing fetishy. Just me taking over and and getting us both off. I get to cum first, of course.

Normally, my phone sex recordings are hosted on NiteFlirt and you only had the option to pay per minute to listen to them over the phone. Now you can pay once to own this brand new recording and listen over and over… and over. Give it a try! I hope you like it. As always, I welcome any questions or comments and feel free to leave them here for everyone to read.

Click this button to buy:

14 minutes  $20

A few weeks ago my phone system gave up on me. I couldn’t be too upset since it had served me well for almost three years of constant use but it was damned inconvenient. Upgrading is one way to ease the pain of loss. Now I have a snazzy looking corded phone with all the bells and whistles, a cordless handset, a headset for the cordless and a headset for the corded. I got the Plantronics S12 headset system if anyone’s interested. Now I can roam around the house with the cordless during chit-chat calls and I can lay back in bed with the other when I’m talking dirty. I’m far from being a techno guru so I don’t even know if it’s still necessary to only use a corded phone for my naughty calls. I’m worried that someone with a police scanner would be able to listen in if I was on the cordless. Paranoia, thy name is Abby. ;)  So I am back in business! *confetti falls and balloons rise*

I’d talked before about changing my website. It’s been over a year since the last change. Before that I think I was changing it every 3-6 months. lol  Honestly, I’m still not tired of it. I know, I know… pink is so over done in the phone sex world but I really do love the designs Tawny came up with. And, damn it, I like the pink! What I am going to do is clear out all of the old, boring stuff. For those of you that just see this blog, there’s mounds of other crap here. So much that I doubt anyone actually reads it all. I’ll be going through it deciding what to keep and what to throw away. I’m 99% sure that I’ll be scrapping the erotic story section. From now on if anyone writes a story they’d like to see on my website, I’ll post it here in the phonesex blog. I’ll be streamlining the rest of the site and make it more accessible straight from this blog. I’ll be keeping my friends page and I encourage everyone to visit the ladies I’ve traded phone sex banners with (oh, and to vote for me of course). Hopefully I’ll get to all of those changes this week. Those of you that know me well are probably laughing at that statement. lol  Just because I’m the queen of procrastination does not mean I always put everything off. Okay, you can stop laughing now.

I am thrilled to announce that I was finally approved to promote the Fleshlight! Yay! On my long to-do list is to write an entry all about it on the sinfulplaythings porn blog so you’ll learn all about it there and see why I’m so excited. There was a rather lengthy discussion about it in my yahoo group about a year ago. A few guys bought one then and said they really loved it. I’m thinking that my application to promote it got lost in some technical glitch. Either that or someone there didn’t like me.  lol  No matter. You order it, I earn a commission and everyone is happy.

I want to thank everyone that remembered my birthday yesterday. If you didn’t know or forgot, don’t worry. You can make it up to me. As a parting gift to my phone sex chicas, here are some wind-up men. I think we could all use one of those.

Almost every week I receive an email from someone asking how they can become a phone sex operator (pso). Some even ask if I’m hiring. As much as I think I’d really dig being the madam of an aural cat house, I don’t have employees. I run my own business through NiteFlirt but I’m just a one-woman operation. What I can do is send pso hopefuls some of my favorite links to websites that have helped me succeed. I’ve always been independent, having never worked for a phone sex company. NiteFlirt, at first glance, may look like a company but it’s made up of women and men just like me that only use it run their businesses. NF connects the calls and processes the payments. We set our own hours and prices and do our own marketing. The only higher power I have to answer to is the almighty IRS. Man, I wish they’d let me pay my taxes in trade.

Another question I’m often asked is how much money I make. *blink* Okay, that’s just rude. lol I’ve even been asked that from within the pso community and it’s still rude. I’m willing to lend a helping hand to anyone that asks, but I will not answer that question. It’s no one’s business. I will say this: When I started this phone sex gig, I wasn’t making squat. Through marketing, research and building up a client base I’ve managed to get to the point where I live comfortably. I live alone and pay all of my own bills. I’d guess that 85% of this revenue (I have other adult projects going) is made up of appointments and arranged calls. I don’t have to log on and cross my fingers hoping someone will call. If I decide to log on and wait, it’s now because I want to and not because I have to. I enjoy getting to know new guys and I’ll try to snag a few every so often by spending a few hours in “available” status. I’m very lucky that my blog is so widely read and many brand new callers do click my call button when I’m not available and they arrange a call. I’m good at what I do and they usually become regular callers. I don’t click with everyone. That’d be kinda freaky if I did. lol But I am friendly, intelligent, creative and understanding. Many of you seem to like that and I appreciate you all.

I don’t know why, but that “New York, New York” song is in my head. Maybe it’s a premonition that I’ll only be taking phone sex calls from yankees tonight?  ;)  Oh great. Now I’m imagining one of my favorite callers saying “caaaaaak” instead of “cock” in his fake Boston accent. He cracks me up. LOL

I’ll be available tons this weekend. I’ll log on earlier and log off later than usual. Why? Because I feel like it, of course. Being my own boss rocks! I don’t know… I guess I feel like celebrating the official beginning of summer. It’s felt like summer here in Texas for quite a while. It’s time for the rest of the country to catch up. It certainly sounds like summer here. One of the pools for my apartment complex is right behind my building and as I type this, I can hear screaming and laughter. I don’t think it’s loud enough for any of you to hear it when you call, but I guess I’ll find out.

I’ll be working on a few projects this weekend and upcoming week. I think it’s time for a website revamp again. You knew it would be happening soon. I still love the super-pink look that Tawny helped create last year so I don’t know how much of that I’ll change. I do want to move some pages around, prune the dead/boring stuff and possibly get rid of that link to the old blog. If you like the old blog, you may want to bookmark it now since I won’t actually delete it. Maybe I’ll just link to a page of my favorite posts. There are one or two that I especially like. :)  I’m also considering adding a voice sample. I’ve thought about this off and on for a while now. For anyone totally new to NiteFlirt, the three minute phone sex recording on my “recordings” page is free for you. I realize there are tons of guys that are already NF members and they’re wonder what I sound like. I just don’t quite know what to say or how long to make it. ”Hi. This is Abby. Duh.”  Just kidding.  I’m sure I won’t have a problem coming up with something. Keep in mind this will just be a voice sample and not something you can get off to. Well, maybe some of you could if you loop it and listen over and over, but that’s just weird and I don’t want to hear about it if you do.  LOL 

Also in the works is a new phone sex recording that you can BUY. I’m brainstorming ideas for it now and shooting for something that will be about 10-15 minutes long. It will cost more per minute than the ones you listen to on NF, but you download this one and listen to it as often as you like. I’ll probably spam everyone on my client list that has ever listened to a recording, but I’ll also post the info here when it’s ready.

I’m about to take a shower and then I’ll log on for calls. Feel free to arrange one now by clicking that call button over there. I have one appointment tonight at 11:30 central time with a good friend that wants some help celebrating his new job. Congrats again! I know you’re thrilled. I can’t wait to hear how it’s going. :)  I’ll log off around 11pm so that I don’t risk getting a long call because of the appt, but then I’ll log back in afterwards. I hope everyone has a great weekend!

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You’d think I would be a serious gab-aholic seein’ as how I make my living as a phone sex operator. Well, you’d be wrong. I’m the observer… the quiet one in the crowd. That all changes once I’ve had a few drinks, but that’s besides the point. I suck at small talk. Small talk in person? Forget about it. They’ll be no more than maybe 60 seconds of it from me unless we quickly hit upon shared interests. Small talk over the phone? I prefer to call it pillow talk and I actually enjoy that. I love that easy talk about how we’re feeling, chat about weekend plans, discuss jobs and books and music and movies and so on. There’s no pressure so we just talk about whatever comes to mind. I thought I was pretty good at it too (you know… charming, witty, endearing, sexy, informed). About a week ago I was on the phone with one of my regular phone sex callers. The heavy breathing, moaning finale was ten minutes in the past and the pillow talk was winding down. I know this because he said something like, “The cum has dried on my stomach and I need to go chisel it off.” I can pick up on subtle hints like that.  ;)  Keep in mind this was like our 50th call. Then he said, “You’re not much of a talker, are you?” Huh? Maybe his orgasm had wiped his short-term memory because I was already reaching for a glass of water to soothe my overworked vocal cords. We’d been on the phone for almost two hours and I certainly remembered doing alot of talking. Granted, it wasn’t ALL talk but the naughty specifics of our call are none of your business. lol  After a few minutes (and yes, I was talking damn you!) I realized what he meant. I don’t have a problem with those nasty little awkward silences everyone else worries about. 30 seconds of silence doesn’t bother me. It’s not because I’m dragging out the call. I’ve never worked for a phone sex company so I don’t have the proper phone ho training anyway ;). I’m relaxing, adjusting my panties, listening to your breathing etc. and I assume you’re doing the same. Minus the panties part, of course, unless that’s your thing. I’m comfortable on the phone. We’ve just talked about some pretty intimate stuff and I’m comfortable with you. Personally I think that’s a good thing and I’m not about to change it. I’m not going to keep notecards by the bed in case I need a topic to fill in those silences. Besides, it wouldn’t even occur to me to use them because I suck at (forced) small talk.

I’m always asking how someone found me if they send email or call for the first time. Besides feeding my curiosity, it helps to know what advertising is paying off and what isn’t. Some of my favorite reading is found in my web stats. When I’m checking to see how many hits I’m getting I can also see what was typed into a search engine (Yahoo, Google, MSN etc) that led the surfer to little ol’ me. Don’t worry… I don’t know who is searching for what. I just know what they’re searching for. Most of it makes sense, like the terms “phone sex” and “phone sex recordings”. The ones that don’t make sense make for some of the best laughs.
Okay, how did these terms bring up my website? “dirty camp guys”, “nudes with heavy pubic hair”, “husband talks wife into fucking black cock”, “my hands feel dirty lately”, “his cock sagged”, “i m a girl how do i make myself cum alot!?”, “moving my labia” (huh? is that like wiggling your ears?), “how to make ammends with someone” (um, yeah, call me and I’ll tell you) and my personal favorite “dirty sex websites. i want the dirtiest you can find without me paying to see that are sex movies online”. Those are just a few from the past two months. I could list dozens that made me laugh.
Then there are the search terms that I get a thrill out of seeing like: “malena monica belucci stockings” (mmmmm), “wishlist fetish” (oh hell yeah! lol), “garvgraphx” (since he created all of these toons for me), “mutual masturbation”, “shy phone sex” and of course “abby talks dirty”. There are hundreds every month.
BTW if you have a website or blog that focuses on the heartbeat fetish, let me know. I get quite a few search engine hits for that term because I linked to the one and only website I’ve found that deals with it. People are obviously looking for more info so send me your link and (as long as it doesn’t suck) I’ll post it here.
So anyway… how did you find me?