Moaning, sweating, teasing and incredible orgasms… over the phone! With the right phone sex partner masturbating jumps to a brand new level of satisfaction. You connect with a real live person (vs. porn or mags) and as the client you pretty much know that the topic of conversation will be exactly what you’re in the mood for. There’s no guilt, no commitment and no risk of pregnancy or disease. Perfect, carefree phone sex fun doesn’t always happen right away. If you want a real connection and a phone “relationship” that builds over time then you should do a little research first. Finding a partner that shares your interests is the best way to insure that you aren’t wasting time and money trying girl after girl. An added bonus is that you’ll save additional time because you won’t have to talk about your likes and dislikes over and over. That doesn’t mean that each conversation can’t be about a different fantasy but it does mean that you won’t have to worry that your partner will introduce something that totally turns you off right when things are getting good.
One question that constantly comes up: Is phone sex cheating? There are answers going both ways. I’ve received “dear jane” letters from guys that decided to stop calling because they’d started dating someone great and felt that talking to me was wrong now. I’ve also talked to guys that weren’t getting anything sexual (or intimate at all) from their wives/girlfriends and decided to call because they didn’t want to cheat. To them it wasn’t cheating since there was no physical contact and no real emotional obligation with me. I consider phone sex to be “audio porn”. It’s a kicked up masturbation aid and if you keep it mentally on the same level as your hidden video stash, then it’s no different than jerking over naked women in a Playboy. You never have to worry that the Playboy model or I will ever call with a pregnancy announcement or VD test results. lol
On the other hand… for the unattached, there is GFE (girlfriend experience) phone sex which can be incredible with the right person. It’s not something I advertise because I prefer it when those feelings develop as a happy accident. I do get those “virtual boyfriend” feelings of my own when I’m talking to someone that has so much in common with me (sexually and non). It’s fun and rewarding and emotionally safe (while being exciting) because the phone and distance are between us. I’m a horrible commitment-phobe in real life anyway. lol AND my rent gets paid. Have I mentioned before how much I love my job?
If GFE phone sex is exactly what you’re looking for, I totally recommend my friend Kylie at kyliecallme.com. She is just the natural girlfriend type. She’s real, open, easy going and incredibly attentive.

Happy 4th of July!
I hope all of my U.S. friends have had a great day. I’m going to log on for your phone sex calls tonight… probably some time after 9pm eastern. Just wanted to give you a heads up. lol

Ohhh and I want to apologize to some of you that left comments on other entries. I was dealing with TONS of spam comments and accidentally deleted some real ones. Sorry, amigos.

… of getting off. I’ve had quite a few phone sex calls where the guy suddenly has to hang up because real life interrupted. Someone was at the door, his other phone rang, maybe the wife woke up.  lol  Most of the time they call right back but sometimes I’m left to wonder how they scratched their itch. ;)  One time I was talking to a man that said he was jerking off in the bathroom. Next thing I hear is some old lady banging on the door and yelling at him, asking what he was doing in there.  hahaha  I couldn’t help it. I started laughing but neither my laughter nor her yelling seemed to bother him one bit. He kept breathing harder and harder while trying to talk to me and yelling at her to go away. Then he came and hung up. LOL  I’ve never talked to him since.

So why am I bring all of that up? Well, I had my own interruption the other day. I was… researching a porn site for my pornblog and got pretty turned on. Next thing I know, my hand is between my legs and I’m looking around the room for my magic wand. It starts vibrating and now I’m the one breathing harder and harder. Then the phone rings. I thought about just ignoring it but I glanced at the caller ID anyway. Damn, it was a call I needed to take. So I turned off the wand and answered the phone. This guy and I are talking about some work I need done on my house and I’m squirming in my seat. THEN I realize that he has a very sexy voice. I mean… really sexy. So I started again. Quietly, of course. I think I managed to hold up my end of the conversation fairly well but after a few minutes he asked if I was okay. Thankfully my creativity jumped into action immediately and I told him that I was out of breath because I was scrubbing the bathtub while we talked. hahaha Either he thought I was really out of shape or just cleaning the hell out of that tub because he seemed okay with my answer. The call was winding down and I was trying so hard to hold off on my orgasm because I did NOT want to cum on the phone with him. I think he would notice that. So then the call ended and I finally let loose. I came hard and loud. lol

Okay, please tell me I’m not the only freak out there. Has anyone else been interrupted while masturbating and just … kept going? 

Oooooo… dirty. I love it that I can make “dirty” a good thing. lol Some of you have forgotten just how good I can make it. Well, I have new hours and some new ideas to remind you. I will be available much more often now and you may even see me waiting for your phone sex calls earlier than usual. Now don’t act all shocked. lol I do this every so often. It’s my way of shaking things up. hahaha

On to my new ideas:

1. There are guys out there that I call minute men (yes, you know why) and I’ve decided to celebrate them. I’m going to pick one night a week and dedicate it to focusing on and satisfying the phone sex callers that prefer short calls. To me a short call is 15 minutes or less. Right now I’m leaning towards Saturdays but I’ll let you know soon enough. Of course anyone can call any time I’m logged on but I think it would be fun to see how many men I can make cum in one night. lol
Update: Saturday nights it is. Click to call
2. Rewards! I want to do something special for my best guys so I’m offering one free custom recording to anyone that spends a minimum of one hour per week on the phone with me. That can be from multiple calls during the week as long as they add up to at least an hour. I’ll keep track from April 13 until May 30 and if you’re one of my best I’ll message you on NiteFlirt so you can let me know what you’d like to hear on your recording.

I have some other ideas but I’ll wait to see how these work out first.

Now remember to keep an eye on my call button and USE IT when you see that I’m available. As always, you can also arrange calls or make an appointment. Contact me if you have any questions.

Woah. Where has the time gone? No, I’m not gone but I have been on a sort of extended leave. I’m visiting my parents’ and those of you that have been with me for a while know that I do take the occasional call here but only from those I know won’t mind the sub par phone line quality. It’s not horrible but not as clear as I’m used to at home. But never fear friends and fans I will be back to manning (womanning?) my phone sex lines asap.
In the meantime you can prepare yourselves for my return. I’ve finally streamlined the bulk of my website by moving this and that around and posting a couple of stories I’ve written here on the blog (find them by clicking the ‘erotic stories’ category or scroll down). Of course you can always get all worked up for me by listening to my recordings. I promise I will be back to taking everyone’s calls soon and of course I’ll keep you posted right here. Muah!

Ha! You probably thought I’d skip a month… again. I guess I showed you.  lol  So here’s another entry. Yeah. Um. Hmmm. Okay, for starters I plan to be available for your calls every evening this weekend. That’s the plan anyway (and we all know how well plans work for me). I have been around much more lately and alot of you have definitely noticed. I sold a ton of passwords for the blog entry that’s hiding my ‘new sex toy’ recording and I’ve received some very flattering comments. *bats eyelashes* I’m really glad everyone liked it. Who knows? Maybe I’ll make another recording before the year’s up.  lol

I spent an hour or so this evening going through all of my past blog entries to check for broken links. I came across this gem again, Rent a Dildo. LOL  I still think that’s hilarious! They’ve been around for 2 years now so I guess it’s working out for them. Shows how much I know. hahaha Since I originally wrote about that site, they’ve changed their policy so you don’t have to worry about booty juice anymore. That photo on their website is… interesting. I can come up with about half a dozen captions off the top of my head that they probably wouldn’t like but have me cracking up. lol

Just below this post, you’ll see another post that is password protected. I decided to make a recording while I played with my new toy… the amazing Magic Wand. lol I tried to describe everything I was doing but it became hard to focus after a while. The whole thing is just over 8 minutes long. It’s not scripted or edited at all. It’s just me in all my horny glory. hehehe

If you’re interested… and I know you are… you can buy the password for just $5. That will give you access to the recording whenever you like by visiting this blog or you can download the file to your computer.

BLOG ENTRY PASSWORD $5.00

If you arrived directly at this blog entry, don’t worry about searching for the other one. The link will be in the message you pay for.

It’s almost like I’ve rediscovered blogging. LOL Here I am with yet another post and it’s not even August. This will just be a quickie though. I feel the need to shout from the rooftops that the Hitachi Magic Wand is positively divine! I don’t have to worry about running out of batteries and I’ve never run across a vibrator before where the ‘high’ setting was just too much. Oh my… mmm…  I want to thank you-know-who-you-are for getting this for me. I mean really… THANK YOU! :)  Those attachments do sound intriguing, don’t they?

I’m about to jump into the shower and then I’ll log on for calls. Between calls I’ll be working on the main part of my website and possibly playing with my new toy. If my phone doesn’t ring, that will change to ‘probably’. lol  I do have an appointment for 1am (so I’ll log out around 12:30) but other than that, I’m all yours.

…or attempting too. lol Long ago and far away I used to be constantly available for chatting on yahoo instant messenger. I got sorta burned out on that and since then I’ve only been logging on yahoo for the occasional cam show (where I watch someone on cam while we’re on the phone). Some of you have emailed that you’re having trouble finding a good time to hook up with me. I’ve decided to compromise with my legions of fans. I will be back on yahoo occasionally for your questions and comments. Soooo… if you’re in the mood right now for some hot and dirty phone sex but my call button isn’t turned on, you can now check my yahoo status. If it’s lit up then I’m at or near my computer. If I’m busy and see your message within 30 minutes, I’ll type back. Past 30 min and I’ll just ignore it (unless you say otherwise in your message). I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble at home by responding hours later when you aren’t expecting it. lol

Click this little icon to message me:

Note that chatting online is reserved for questions only (about the services I provide, availability for a call etc).

If you don’t want to message me via yahoo, you’re welcome to send a message through NF or an email to:

I usually check that email account once a day.

After you’ve created your NiteFlirt account by clicking my call button, you can also call me at 1800-To-Flirt extension 036-0324 (if you don’t want your phone to ring or you’re not at a computer). If you’re new to NiteFlirt, click here to sign up.