Oooooo… dirty. I love it that I can make “dirty” a good thing. lol Some of you have forgotten just how good I can make it. Well, I have new hours and some new ideas to remind you. I will be available much more often now and you may even see me waiting for your phone sex calls earlier than usual. Now don’t act all shocked. lol I do this every so often. It’s my way of shaking things up. hahaha

On to my new ideas:

1. There are guys out there that I call minute men (yes, you know why) and I’ve decided to celebrate them. I’m going to pick one night a week and dedicate it to focusing on and satisfying the phone sex callers that prefer short calls. To me a short call is 15 minutes or less. Right now I’m leaning towards Saturdays but I’ll let you know soon enough. Of course anyone can call any time I’m logged on but I think it would be fun to see how many men I can make cum in one night. lol
Update: Saturday nights it is. Click to call
2. Rewards! I want to do something special for my best guys so I’m offering one free custom recording to anyone that spends a minimum of one hour per week on the phone with me. That can be from multiple calls during the week as long as they add up to at least an hour. I’ll keep track from April 13 until May 30 and if you’re one of my best I’ll message you on NiteFlirt so you can let me know what you’d like to hear on your recording.

I have some other ideas but I’ll wait to see how these work out first.

Now remember to keep an eye on my call button and USE IT when you see that I’m available. As always, you can also arrange calls or make an appointment. Contact me if you have any questions.

Woah. Where has the time gone? No, I’m not gone but I have been on a sort of extended leave. I’m visiting my parents’ and those of you that have been with me for a while know that I do take the occasional call here but only from those I know won’t mind the sub par phone line quality. It’s not horrible but not as clear as I’m used to at home. But never fear friends and fans I will be back to manning (womanning?) my phone sex lines asap.
In the meantime you can prepare yourselves for my return. I’ve finally streamlined the bulk of my website by moving this and that around and posting a couple of stories I’ve written here on the blog (find them by clicking the ‘erotic stories’ category or scroll down). Of course you can always get all worked up for me by listening to my recordings. I promise I will be back to taking everyone’s calls soon and of course I’ll keep you posted right here. Muah!

Ha! You probably thought I’d skip a month… again. I guess I showed you.  lol  So here’s another entry. Yeah. Um. Hmmm. Okay, for starters I plan to be available for your calls every evening this weekend. That’s the plan anyway (and we all know how well plans work for me). I have been around much more lately and alot of you have definitely noticed. I sold a ton of passwords for the blog entry that’s hiding my ‘new sex toy’ recording and I’ve received some very flattering comments. *bats eyelashes* I’m really glad everyone liked it. Who knows? Maybe I’ll make another recording before the year’s up.  lol

I spent an hour or so this evening going through all of my past blog entries to check for broken links. I came across this gem again, Rent a Dildo. LOL  I still think that’s hilarious! They’ve been around for 2 years now so I guess it’s working out for them. Shows how much I know. hahaha Since I originally wrote about that site, they’ve changed their policy so you don’t have to worry about booty juice anymore. That photo on their website is… interesting. I can come up with about half a dozen captions off the top of my head that they probably wouldn’t like but have me cracking up. lol

Just below this post, you’ll see another post that is password protected. I decided to make a recording while I played with my new toy… the amazing Magic Wand. lol I tried to describe everything I was doing but it became hard to focus after a while. The whole thing is just over 8 minutes long. It’s not scripted or edited at all. It’s just me in all my horny glory. hehehe

If you’re interested… and I know you are… you can buy the password for just $5. That will give you access to the recording whenever you like by visiting this blog or you can download the file to your computer.

BLOG ENTRY PASSWORD $5.00

If you arrived directly at this blog entry, don’t worry about searching for the other one. The link will be in the message you pay for.

What happened to April? Wow. I’m bad at this regular-blogging thing. lol So what have I been up to? Here’s a quick and probably boring summary: I’ve been taking lots of arranged calls and appointments (as usual), I’ve been working on a new website and brainstorming ideas for some upcoming projects. I’ve completed a few custom recordings (I haven’t forgotten those of you still waiting for yours), I’ve been hanging out with friends, catching up on some nerdy t.v. shows & books and a ton of general “stuff”. lol Exciting, huh?

This weekend I’m going to shake things up a bit by being available for the more casual phone sex caller. I know that a few of you that don’t like arranging calls or making appointments, so this holiday weekend (Friday - Monday) you’ll be able to just give me a call when the urge strikes. Um… as long as the urge strikes evenings/nights. hahaha

Over on the right, you’ll see that I’ve added a new call button. This line will only be on when I’m up really late or really early. It’s my “Your XXX Phone Girl Is Up All Night” listing for those of you that want an after-hours quickie.

I hope to hear from you this weekend!

A few of us NiteFlirt ladies got together to promote our version of the twelve days of Christmas. Are we greedy girls? Hmmm… maybe. Do we like presents? Definitely. What woman doesn’t? Personally I get a big kick out of getting surprises from my guys. That’s one way to make sure I’m smiling all day long. The phone sex version of holiday gift giving starts now. We figure that the closer it gets to Christmas the more you’re buying presents for boring people like coworkers and barely tolerated relatives. That’s not sexy or fun. So remember your favorite phone sex girl early and thrill her for the holidays.

I’m severely graphically handicapped so I’m relying on the very talented Isabella Valentine for my holiday banners. Over a dozen ladies contributed banners and buttons but these fit me perfectly. Since I couldn’t decide which I liked best, I’m using two. lol Both lead to my “gifts” page where you can find my wishlists and “spoil me” buttons. Now the $100 button includes a special surprise for you.

Aren’t they lovely? Speaking of presents, I want to thank some of you for making me smile lately. You-know-who-you-are has been emailing naughty stories with a little humor thrown in and they have been a joy to read (and talk about on the phone). Another favorite of mine that has been calling for over two years now sent a very generous belated birthday gift yesterday. What a sweety. Interestingly, someone that has never called my phone sex line or listened to one of my recordings sent a gift certificate last week. He complimented my website and just felt like getting me a “little something”. Wow. Thank you! Talk about the ultimate surprise. lol

I will be heading home for the holidays. woo hoo! I will be available for your calls until December 23 so arrange those calls or make an appointment. As usual, I may be able to take some phone sex calls while I’m out of town, but that depends on so many things. During the two weeks after Christmas, it’d be best to send an email to find out when I’ll have time to talk dirty.

Finally! I promised to create a recording you guys could download and it’s finally here. Yay! ;)  This is my second attempt. I made one last week but the quality was so horrible that I think I’ll just keep it to myself.  lol  So what’s it about, you ask? Nothing freaky. Nothing fetishy. Just me taking over and and getting us both off. I get to cum first, of course.

Normally, my phone sex recordings are hosted on NiteFlirt and you only had the option to pay per minute to listen to them over the phone. Now you can pay once to own this brand new recording and listen over and over… and over. Give it a try! I hope you like it. As always, I welcome any questions or comments and feel free to leave them here for everyone to read.

Click this button to buy:

14 minutes  $20