Happy 4th of July!
I hope all of my U.S. friends have had a great day. I’m going to log on for your phone sex calls tonight… probably some time after 9pm eastern. Just wanted to give you a heads up. lol

Ohhh and I want to apologize to some of you that left comments on other entries. I was dealing with TONS of spam comments and accidentally deleted some real ones. Sorry, amigos.

Oooooo… dirty. I love it that I can make “dirty” a good thing. lol Some of you have forgotten just how good I can make it. Well, I have new hours and some new ideas to remind you. I will be available much more often now and you may even see me waiting for your phone sex calls earlier than usual. Now don’t act all shocked. lol I do this every so often. It’s my way of shaking things up. hahaha

On to my new ideas:

1. There are guys out there that I call minute men (yes, you know why) and I’ve decided to celebrate them. I’m going to pick one night a week and dedicate it to focusing on and satisfying the phone sex callers that prefer short calls. To me a short call is 15 minutes or less. Right now I’m leaning towards Saturdays but I’ll let you know soon enough. Of course anyone can call any time I’m logged on but I think it would be fun to see how many men I can make cum in one night. lol
Update: Saturday nights it is. Click to call
2. Rewards! I want to do something special for my best guys so I’m offering one free custom recording to anyone that spends a minimum of one hour per week on the phone with me. That can be from multiple calls during the week as long as they add up to at least an hour. I’ll keep track from April 13 until May 30 and if you’re one of my best I’ll message you on NiteFlirt so you can let me know what you’d like to hear on your recording.

I have some other ideas but I’ll wait to see how these work out first.

Now remember to keep an eye on my call button and USE IT when you see that I’m available. As always, you can also arrange calls or make an appointment. Contact me if you have any questions.

Woah. Where has the time gone? No, I’m not gone but I have been on a sort of extended leave. I’m visiting my parents’ and those of you that have been with me for a while know that I do take the occasional call here but only from those I know won’t mind the sub par phone line quality. It’s not horrible but not as clear as I’m used to at home. But never fear friends and fans I will be back to manning (womanning?) my phone sex lines asap.
In the meantime you can prepare yourselves for my return. I’ve finally streamlined the bulk of my website by moving this and that around and posting a couple of stories I’ve written here on the blog (find them by clicking the ‘erotic stories’ category or scroll down). Of course you can always get all worked up for me by listening to my recordings. I promise I will be back to taking everyone’s calls soon and of course I’ll keep you posted right here. Muah!

Ha! You probably thought I’d skip a month… again. I guess I showed you.  lol  So here’s another entry. Yeah. Um. Hmmm. Okay, for starters I plan to be available for your calls every evening this weekend. That’s the plan anyway (and we all know how well plans work for me). I have been around much more lately and alot of you have definitely noticed. I sold a ton of passwords for the blog entry that’s hiding my ‘new sex toy’ recording and I’ve received some very flattering comments. *bats eyelashes* I’m really glad everyone liked it. Who knows? Maybe I’ll make another recording before the year’s up.  lol

I spent an hour or so this evening going through all of my past blog entries to check for broken links. I came across this gem again, Rent a Dildo. LOL  I still think that’s hilarious! They’ve been around for 2 years now so I guess it’s working out for them. Shows how much I know. hahaha Since I originally wrote about that site, they’ve changed their policy so you don’t have to worry about booty juice anymore. That photo on their website is… interesting. I can come up with about half a dozen captions off the top of my head that they probably wouldn’t like but have me cracking up. lol

…or attempting too. lol Long ago and far away I used to be constantly available for chatting on yahoo instant messenger. I got sorta burned out on that and since then I’ve only been logging on yahoo for the occasional cam show (where I watch someone on cam while we’re on the phone). Some of you have emailed that you’re having trouble finding a good time to hook up with me. I’ve decided to compromise with my legions of fans. I will be back on yahoo occasionally for your questions and comments. Soooo… if you’re in the mood right now for some hot and dirty phone sex but my call button isn’t turned on, you can now check my yahoo status. If it’s lit up then I’m at or near my computer. If I’m busy and see your message within 30 minutes, I’ll type back. Past 30 min and I’ll just ignore it (unless you say otherwise in your message). I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble at home by responding hours later when you aren’t expecting it. lol

Click this little icon to message me:

Note that chatting online is reserved for questions only (about the services I provide, availability for a call etc).

If you don’t want to message me via yahoo, you’re welcome to send a message through NF or an email to:

I usually check that email account once a day.

After you’ve created your NiteFlirt account by clicking my call button, you can also call me at 1800-To-Flirt extension 036-0324 (if you don’t want your phone to ring or you’re not at a computer). If you’re new to NiteFlirt, click here to sign up.

It was fun logging on for phone sex calls and catching up with some of you that I hadn’t heard from in a while. I did take Wednesday and Thursday off, but now I’m back. :)  I’ll try to be available on my regular line from early evening until 2am or so (central time). After that, if I’m not sleepy, I’ll turn on my late night line. I will log off occasionally for a break here and there, but should be back with 30 minutes or so. If I’m offline longer than that it’s because of storms heading my way. I’m so tired of rain.  lol  If we’re on a call and you hear thunder, let’s ignore it. If we’re on a call and I disappear, my power went out. LOL  Nothing like a little bad weather to keep things exciting. 

I know it’s not the 4th yet, but for once I’m early.  ;)  Before you go out of town to do that family thing, give me a call. I’ll be available quite a bit from now until the 4th. I’m even turning on that late night/early morning phone sex line.  lol   Even if we don’t get a chance to get dirty, I hope you have a great holiday!

Isn’t she cute? 

What happened to April? Wow. I’m bad at this regular-blogging thing. lol So what have I been up to? Here’s a quick and probably boring summary: I’ve been taking lots of arranged calls and appointments (as usual), I’ve been working on a new website and brainstorming ideas for some upcoming projects. I’ve completed a few custom recordings (I haven’t forgotten those of you still waiting for yours), I’ve been hanging out with friends, catching up on some nerdy t.v. shows & books and a ton of general “stuff”. lol Exciting, huh?

This weekend I’m going to shake things up a bit by being available for the more casual phone sex caller. I know that a few of you that don’t like arranging calls or making appointments, so this holiday weekend (Friday - Monday) you’ll be able to just give me a call when the urge strikes. Um… as long as the urge strikes evenings/nights. hahaha

Over on the right, you’ll see that I’ve added a new call button. This line will only be on when I’m up really late or really early. It’s my “Your XXX Phone Girl Is Up All Night” listing for those of you that want an after-hours quickie.

I hope to hear from you this weekend!

Update for March 10: I’m not logged on this weekend because I’m taking care of a few website issues & updates but I am available if you’d like to make an appointment or arrange a call.

I’ve been available for your phone sex calls every night for a week. Except… for tonight. My spanking new computer arrived today and I’ve been busy rubbing up against it. Or I’ve been busy tweaking and uploading and downloading etc. Heaven. lol

I will be available all weekend. I have a custom recording to make Friday but after that I’m all yours. I may even log on early. Yes, I think Hell is freezing over.

Before I forget (again), everyone must watch “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”. I laughed my ass off! lol “Thank God you had a gun in there. For a second I thought it was, like, a gay thing… like some how you guys could do that.” hahaha

I know that I said I wouldn’t start logging on until March but I was in such a good mood last night and had finished everything else I was working on a week early so… I logged on last night from 9pm-3:30am central. Wow! I’m certainly feeling the love. lol Things started off with a bang with my first call of the night. I said ‘hello’ and was greeted with ‘Where the hell have you been?’ This guy only calls the 1800# (never logs onto NF — not even sure he has internet access), hadn’t talked to me in almost a year and didn’t know I’d mainly been taking arranged calls and appointments. I guess he’s been waiting for me since last April. Yes, that was a very, very good start to the night. That was followed by a very fun, super long call with you-know-who-you-are.

I was paying to advertise myself on the front page of NF off and on all evening so I also talked to a few new (to me) guys. There were a couple more “I’ve missed you. Where have you been?” calls and each one just kept elevating my mood. Awwww Group hug. lol So forget that March statement in my last post. I’m logging on more often starting now. Yes, I’ll be on tonight so look for that little phone button to say “call now” and let’s get our phone sex freak on.