Some of you may be surprised to find out that I don’t sit around watching porn all day. Yes, it’s true. Sometimes I get caught up in complete silliness like this: The funniest thing I’ve seen in days! I’m posting that link here because I like to share and because I have so many bookmarks, jewels like this tend to get lost. If a fetish or sexuality question comes up, I’m bound to have a relevant link. There’s quite a bit of freaky stuff in my list of favorite places too. Like this and this. That’s an example of some of the stuff I have “just in case”. lol  Those links may not be appeal to many of my regular phone sex blog readers, but I think this next link has a bit of something for everyone: The Taylor Twins. Did you hear me?? Twins!!! *swoon*

In my last entry, I talked about how my main semi-submissive, freaky boy had fucked up and had until Sunday night to make amends. Unfortunately for the hundreds of applicants (slight exaggeration) that were waiting to take his place, he made a last-minute save. All of his tasks have been completed. After lots of shopping, sending gift certificates and a couple of “pay to view” emails, there was only one last thing. He had to write five stories for me. They’re in my email but I haven’t read them yet.
My birthday is this month. Yes, I’m one of those secretive, perverted Scorpios. If anyone wants to thrill the panties right off of me *ahem*, then feel free to visit my Gifts page and just go crazy. I won’t mind, I promise.
I will not be available for phone sex calls at all this coming weekend. Friday (Oct 7) I set out on a long-ass drive and won’t be back on the phones until probably the following Tuesday or Wednesday. Check here for updates. I have plans tonight to see The Corpse Bride. Tim Burton… Johnny Depp… YUM! You may see me logged in later tonight if my evening out doesn’t last too long.

My #1 submissive multi-fetish distance fella screwed up royally the other day. The details are none of your business but the outcome is quite interesting. One of the things he had to do to make ammends was buy everything on my Amazon wishlist. There are only a couple of things left until I go virtual window shopping again. If you’d like to see everything he bought, go to my wishlist and look at the “purchased” page. The items dated May 2005 to Sept 2005 will be arriving here early next week (the monitor and graphics card were purchased by someone else last month). He had to perform a few other tasks and has until the weekend to finish the final assignment. If he doesn’t do what he’s supposed to, I’ll have an opening available for one intelligent, complicated, incredibly freaky and at least slightly submissive guy. I’ll let you know this weekend if you can send in your application. hehehe

Can you believe it? This is two nights in a row that I’m taking calls. Amazing, huh?
I know that I posted a journal entry ages ago where I answered some frequently asked questions, but I’d like to touch on that topic again. Things change in the phone sex world and I’m constantly growing as a phone ho. :p
Besides queries about my age and what I look like, there are two questions I hear more than any others:
1. How long is an average call? That’s a tough one. Since there’s no minimum or maximum amount of time we can talk, I’ve had calls as short as one minute or as long as 8 hours. Believe me, 8 hours is not common (thank god). Most of my regular callers usually stay on the line anywhere from 20 min to 2 hours. When I get a new fella, it all depends on his fantasy. If it’s involved and requires tons of description it will last longer than some lovely mutual masturbation (for example). It really depends on the type of call and whether he started wanking before my phone rang or not. lol
2. What do you talk about? This one isn’t tough to answer but a complete answer would be LONG and I’m sure I’d forget a few things. Here’s a list of some sexual fantasies I’ve played out over the phone (as they come to mind):

foot fetish/worship, leg worship, various sexual positions using all orifices, hand jobs, titty-fucking, public sex, romantic sex/seduction, roleplays including teacher/student, girl next door, stripper, babysitter, relative, boss/secretary/coworker, wife, girlfriend, wife’s girlfriend, cuckold, group sex/gang bangs, historical settings/people, wrestling, cat-fighting, sex toys, strap-on play, tease & denial, masturbation/orgasm control, interracial, porn scene reenactment (usually as the porn is playing), humiliation *giggle*, minor CBT (cock and ball torture), bondage, giantess (or male shrinking), cock sucking (where I’m not the one doing the sucking), vampires, mind control…

Then there are the non-sexual talks. What? Did you really think that someone staying on the phone with me for 2-8 hours is jerking it the whole time? Sometimes we just talk about things like: jobs, family, movies, music, books, girlfriend problems, jokes, video games, food, plans and so on. Well, that was fun. lol I’m sure I’ve momentarily forgotten tons of phone sex topics. Leave a comment for any I’ve missed.

Off-topic. I’m currently listening to Sister Machingun’s album “Metropolis”. I swear that the song “Temptation” would be perfect for a stripper’s performance.