… of getting off. I’ve had quite a few phone sex calls where the guy suddenly has to hang up because real life interrupted. Someone was at the door, his other phone rang, maybe the wife woke up.  lol  Most of the time they call right back but sometimes I’m left to wonder how they scratched their itch. ;)  One time I was talking to a man that said he was jerking off in the bathroom. Next thing I hear is some old lady banging on the door and yelling at him, asking what he was doing in there.  hahaha  I couldn’t help it. I started laughing but neither my laughter nor her yelling seemed to bother him one bit. He kept breathing harder and harder while trying to talk to me and yelling at her to go away. Then he came and hung up. LOL  I’ve never talked to him since.

So why am I bring all of that up? Well, I had my own interruption the other day. I was… researching a porn site for my pornblog and got pretty turned on. Next thing I know, my hand is between my legs and I’m looking around the room for my magic wand. It starts vibrating and now I’m the one breathing harder and harder. Then the phone rings. I thought about just ignoring it but I glanced at the caller ID anyway. Damn, it was a call I needed to take. So I turned off the wand and answered the phone. This guy and I are talking about some work I need done on my house and I’m squirming in my seat. THEN I realize that he has a very sexy voice. I mean… really sexy. So I started again. Quietly, of course. I think I managed to hold up my end of the conversation fairly well but after a few minutes he asked if I was okay. Thankfully my creativity jumped into action immediately and I told him that I was out of breath because I was scrubbing the bathtub while we talked. hahaha Either he thought I was really out of shape or just cleaning the hell out of that tub because he seemed okay with my answer. The call was winding down and I was trying so hard to hold off on my orgasm because I did NOT want to cum on the phone with him. I think he would notice that. So then the call ended and I finally let loose. I came hard and loud. lol

Okay, please tell me I’m not the only freak out there. Has anyone else been interrupted while masturbating and just … kept going?