I’m always asking how someone found me if they send email or call for the first time. Besides feeding my curiosity, it helps to know what advertising is paying off and what isn’t. Some of my favorite reading is found in my web stats. When I’m checking to see how many hits I’m getting I can also see what was typed into a search engine (Yahoo, Google, MSN etc) that led the surfer to little ol’ me. Don’t worry… I don’t know who is searching for what. I just know what they’re searching for. Most of it makes sense, like the terms “phone sex” and “phone sex recordings”. The ones that don’t make sense make for some of the best laughs.
Okay, how did these terms bring up my website? “dirty camp guys”, “nudes with heavy pubic hair”, “husband talks wife into fucking black cock”, “my hands feel dirty lately”, “his cock sagged”, “i m a girl how do i make myself cum alot!?”, “moving my labia” (huh? is that like wiggling your ears?), “how to make ammends with someone” (um, yeah, call me and I’ll tell you) and my personal favorite “dirty sex websites. i want the dirtiest you can find without me paying to see that are sex movies online”. Those are just a few from the past two months. I could list dozens that made me laugh.
Then there are the search terms that I get a thrill out of seeing like: “malena monica belucci stockings” (mmmmm), “wishlist fetish” (oh hell yeah! lol), “garvgraphx” (since he created all of these toons for me), “mutual masturbation”, “shy phone sex” and of course “abby talks dirty”. There are hundreds every month.
BTW if you have a website or blog that focuses on the heartbeat fetish, let me know. I get quite a few search engine hits for that term because I linked to the one and only website I’ve found that deals with it. People are obviously looking for more info so send me your link and (as long as it doesn’t suck) I’ll post it here.
So anyway… how did you find me?