Yes, you heard me right… WEEK. I love my birthday. I love presents and the attention and being able to eat whatever I want without worrying about my thighs. Didn’t you know that everything has zero calories on your birthday? lol I’m still out of town and will be for quite a while. At least I’ll be able to spend my birthday with my family, so that will be nice.
I’ve gotten so many messages asking when I’ll be back. awwwww It’s great to see how much you guys miss me. I know it’s nearly impossible to replace the wonderfulness that is me, but while you wait for my return please please please check out my Phone Sex Groups. Hopefully you’ll find someone to help you pass the time until we can talk again. There’s someone there for whatever fantasy you may have.

Oh, yuck. I really don’t want to put down a company that has an original idea, but I’m just not so sure about this one. For anyone that wants to “try before you buy” and is convinced all the booty juice will be completely cleaned off of your rented toy, then go right ahead and Rent-a-Dildo

Those of you that have already joined my yahoo group know that I’m really starting to get bored sitting here at my family’s house. I’ve been here for a week now and I won’t be heading back home for at least 3 more weeks. So many guys have arranged calls with me, but I haven’t been able to take them. I really hope that changes soon because I miss my “phone time”.
I’ve lucked out and had a few paying for my email services with Niteflirt pay-to-view mail. That’s always alot of fun. They send me mail on NF and have to pay to read what I write back. Sometimes it’s an ongoing story and sometimes it’s some distance training for an online submissive. Yay me! I really DO love this job. lol
I left all of my toys at home. What the hell was I thinking??!! Not only am I not able to get my phone sex fix, but I can’t even pull out my trusty vibrator and let it work its magic. At least I have some hot emails to tide me over until I figure out the phone situation. Last night’s chat involved me using my strap-on… but I won’t bore you with the details. Suffice it to say that we both got off and I got to practice my typing skills. And I get paid for this too? Jealous yet? hehehe

Some of you may be surprised to find out that I don’t sit around watching porn all day. Yes, it’s true. Sometimes I get caught up in complete silliness like this: The funniest thing I’ve seen in days! I’m posting that link here because I like to share and because I have so many bookmarks, jewels like this tend to get lost. If a fetish or sexuality question comes up, I’m bound to have a relevant link. There’s quite a bit of freaky stuff in my list of favorite places too. Like this and this. That’s an example of some of the stuff I have “just in case”. lol  Those links may not be appeal to many of my regular phone sex blog readers, but I think this next link has a bit of something for everyone: The Taylor Twins. Did you hear me?? Twins!!! *swoon*

In my last entry, I talked about how my main semi-submissive, freaky boy had fucked up and had until Sunday night to make amends. Unfortunately for the hundreds of applicants (slight exaggeration) that were waiting to take his place, he made a last-minute save. All of his tasks have been completed. After lots of shopping, sending gift certificates and a couple of “pay to view” emails, there was only one last thing. He had to write five stories for me. They’re in my email but I haven’t read them yet.
My birthday is this month. Yes, I’m one of those secretive, perverted Scorpios. If anyone wants to thrill the panties right off of me *ahem*, then feel free to visit my Gifts page and just go crazy. I won’t mind, I promise.
I will not be available for phone sex calls at all this coming weekend. Friday (Oct 7) I set out on a long-ass drive and won’t be back on the phones until probably the following Tuesday or Wednesday. Check here for updates. I have plans tonight to see The Corpse Bride. Tim Burton… Johnny Depp… YUM! You may see me logged in later tonight if my evening out doesn’t last too long.