My #1 submissive multi-fetish distance fella screwed up royally the other day. The details are none of your business but the outcome is quite interesting. One of the things he had to do to make ammends was buy everything on my Amazon wishlist. There are only a couple of things left until I go virtual window shopping again. If you’d like to see everything he bought, go to my wishlist and look at the “purchased” page. The items dated May 2005 to Sept 2005 will be arriving here early next week (the monitor and graphics card were purchased by someone else last month). He had to perform a few other tasks and has until the weekend to finish the final assignment. If he doesn’t do what he’s supposed to, I’ll have an opening available for one intelligent, complicated, incredibly freaky and at least slightly submissive guy. I’ll let you know this weekend if you can send in your application. hehehe

Can you believe it? This is two nights in a row that I’m taking calls. Amazing, huh?
I know that I posted a journal entry ages ago where I answered some frequently asked questions, but I’d like to touch on that topic again. Things change in the phone sex world and I’m constantly growing as a phone ho. :p
Besides queries about my age and what I look like, there are two questions I hear more than any others:
1. How long is an average call? That’s a tough one. Since there’s no minimum or maximum amount of time we can talk, I’ve had calls as short as one minute or as long as 8 hours. Believe me, 8 hours is not common (thank god). Most of my regular callers usually stay on the line anywhere from 20 min to 2 hours. When I get a new fella, it all depends on his fantasy. If it’s involved and requires tons of description it will last longer than some lovely mutual masturbation (for example). It really depends on the type of call and whether he started wanking before my phone rang or not. lol
2. What do you talk about? This one isn’t tough to answer but a complete answer would be LONG and I’m sure I’d forget a few things. Here’s a list of some sexual fantasies I’ve played out over the phone (as they come to mind):

foot fetish/worship, leg worship, various sexual positions using all orifices, hand jobs, titty-fucking, public sex, romantic sex/seduction, roleplays including teacher/student, girl next door, stripper, babysitter, relative, boss/secretary/coworker, wife, girlfriend, wife’s girlfriend, cuckold, group sex/gang bangs, historical settings/people, wrestling, cat-fighting, sex toys, strap-on play, tease & denial, masturbation/orgasm control, interracial, porn scene reenactment (usually as the porn is playing), humiliation *giggle*, minor CBT (cock and ball torture), bondage, giantess (or male shrinking), cock sucking (where I’m not the one doing the sucking), vampires, mind control…

Then there are the non-sexual talks. What? Did you really think that someone staying on the phone with me for 2-8 hours is jerking it the whole time? Sometimes we just talk about things like: jobs, family, movies, music, books, girlfriend problems, jokes, video games, food, plans and so on. Well, that was fun. lol I’m sure I’ve momentarily forgotten tons of phone sex topics. Leave a comment for any I’ve missed.

Off-topic. I’m currently listening to Sister Machingun’s album “Metropolis”. I swear that the song “Temptation” would be perfect for a stripper’s performance.

I want to update a few comments I made in the last “old journal” entry. Some of you have expressed concern about the family problems I’m going through and I want to give you all a big hug! I don’t want to go into details but it will be a while before anything is resolved. I’ll be driving back home around the 7th of October and I have no idea yet when I’ll be back. A sweet friend of mine is driving there with me and then flying back. He didn’t like the idea of me making that trek all alone (defenseless girl that I am). heh I WILL be taking calls there. As always, that will be interesting since my dad has no clue I’m a phone sex chick. He may soon find out. I need to start preparing for an extended stay. Setting all of my bills to automatic payment, get my car serviced, new tires etc.
There will be no “Whack Off For Charity” event. NiteFlirt doesn’t want us phone ho’s to promise any proceeds will be sent to help the Katrina victims just in case there are a few shady ladies out there. I’d hate to think anyone would use a tragedy to make a couple extra bucks, but it happens. Instead, they’ve put a link to the Red Cross on your account page. You donate, I’ll donate and we’ll all feel groovy.
I’ve heard there have been NF call connection problems lately. Callers thinking their phone sex partner has hung up when really the call was dropped. I’ve heard calls aren’t going through at all. I had a problem with an appointment tonight. Neither of our phones rang and the appt. time came and went. I’m not sure what’s going on, but I hope it’s fixed soon. In the meantime, please be patient with your NF girl of choice. She’s not being rude. She’s just as frustrated as you are.
One last totally un-sexy comment. If you scroll down and look to the right, you’ll see buttons for things like “feedburner”, “my yahoo” etc. If you use any of those services, you can “subscribe” to this blog. For example: if you’ve set up your My Yahoo page and then click the button here, you’ll know everytime I update because your My Yahoo page will have the info. I believe that’s how it all works. If I’m wrong, someone correct me. Go try it now because I just know you don’t want to miss out on a single thing I type.

Welcome to my brand spanking new website design and blog! First things first… I must thank Tawny for the new look and for helping me set up this blog. You’ll see her blog link to the right. Unless you’re about to call me, give her a click and check out her site.
The millions (slight exaggeration) of old journal entries can be found by clicking, you guessed it, ‘The Old Journal’ link above. They will remain in their purple glory forever because I’m too lazy to change them. The plan is to update more often with this new format. Don’t roll your eyes! It’ll be much easier to even add a couple of one-liners since each entry isn’t taking up a whole page. There was too much pressure to think of things to say sometimes when I had to fill up all of that space. My dear readers are now able to add comments to my entries. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not. lol Be patient while I play around with this thing. Expect to see all sorts of girly emoticons and possibly even more pink. heh
So? What’cha think?